1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,539 What the hell is that?! 2 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:22,421 What the hell is that? Is that you? 3 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:32,593 -You're really not a morning person. -Just back off! 4 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,102 Get up! Get up! Get up! 5 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,603 What is that noise? 6 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,209 You! 7 00:00:48,648 --> 00:00:50,707 It's the chick. 8 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,145 She's going through some changes. 9 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,720 What kind of changes? 10 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,980 The vet seems to think... 11 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,489 ...she's becoming a rooster. 12 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:05,224 We're getting a second opinion. 13 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:09,191 The One With the Embryos 14 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,740 Why are you shopping at 8 in the morning? 15 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,476 I've been up since 6... 16 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:03,315 ...thanks to somebody's dumb-ass rooster. 17 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:08,286 You should get rid of those animals. They shouldn't be in an apartment. 18 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:11,894 Especially not with these knives and cookbooks around. 19 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,934 I'm going to the doctor and see if I'm ready... 20 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:21,437 ...to have Frank and Alice's embryo transferred into my uterus. 21 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,436 How will they know? 22 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:27,977 They'll just see if my endometrial layer is thick. 23 00:02:28,181 --> 00:02:30,741 I can check that for you. 24 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:32,950 Okay, think "thick." 25 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:34,946 Good luck! 26 00:02:36,456 --> 00:02:37,445 Wish me luck. 27 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,248 Good luck. 28 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,758 -I'm still right. -That is so not true. 29 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,088 What? 30 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:46,696 I know it's her laundry day... 31 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:50,563 ...and that means she's wearing her old-lady underpants. 32 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,929 I can check that for you. 33 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:57,541 You two think you know me and Rachel... 34 00:02:57,777 --> 00:02:59,472 ...better than we know you. 35 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,475 Well, we do. 36 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,951 You can only eat Tic Tacs in even numbers. 37 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,117 What's that about? 38 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:11,814 And you! Ross, if you check Rachel's bag... 39 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:14,891 ...you'll find a half-eaten box of cookies in there. 40 00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,659 You're good. 41 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:23,764 These are not. 42 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:27,728 I'm so not impressed. Everybody snacks when they shop. 43 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,933 Ross, how many items left in that bag? 44 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,133 Five. 45 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:37,108 Okay, 10 bucks says we can name every item in that bag. 46 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,409 -How many guesses? -Six. 47 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,212 Challenge extended. 48 00:03:44,090 --> 00:03:47,719 -Deal! -Challenge accepted. 49 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:50,554 All right, we'll start with... 50 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,386 ...apples. 51 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:55,657 We'll be starting with apples. 52 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:59,704 Stop that now. 53 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:02,663 Yes. 54 00:04:02,942 --> 00:04:05,206 Okay. Tortilla chips. 55 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:06,935 -Yogurt. -Diet soda. 56 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,984 -Orange juice. -There's no orange juice! We win! 57 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,318 They have another guess. 58 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,155 Well, we won that one. 59 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,421 Okay. The last thing is 60 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:30,297 Not for another two weeks. 61 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:34,563 I got it. 62 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:35,935 Scotch... 63 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,133 ...tape. 64 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,240 How did you know she would buy Scotch tape? 65 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:48,386 We used up theirs last night making scary faces. 66 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,217 Oh, man! 67 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:54,052 All right! Ten bucks. Fork it over. 68 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:57,262 Cough it up. Pay the piper. 69 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,157 Give me it! 70 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:03,062 You don't know us better. I want a rematch. 71 00:05:03,336 --> 00:05:06,567 And no stupid grocery questions. Real, personal questions. 72 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:09,330 And the winner gets $100. 73 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:13,369 -Serious? -Are you scared? 74 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:15,907 No. 75 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,415 Who makes up the questions? 76 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:20,846 Ross will do it. 77 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,782 Sure, Ross will do it. 78 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:28,083 It's not like he has a job or a child or a life of his own. 79 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:31,627 -Fine. We'll ask Phoebe. -No, I want to play. 80 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:40,071 Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation. 81 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:43,800 I knew it! I felt really thick this morning. 82 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:48,236 Okay, so what's now? Go get the eggs. Put them in there. 83 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:51,813 It'll take a little while to prepare the embryos. 84 00:05:52,118 --> 00:05:56,020 -Embryos? As in more than one? -Five, actually. 85 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,347 Where am I giving birth... 86 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,356 ...in a hospital or a big box under the stairs? 87 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:06,290 Doing five gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach. 88 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,397 That's it? 25%? 89 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:12,400 That means that it's, like, 75% chance of no baby at all? 90 00:06:12,605 --> 00:06:14,800 I was thinking, what are the odds... 91 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,601 ...if you stuff 200 of them in there? 92 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,509 Sweetie, now... 93 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,647 ...she's a woman, not a gumball machine. 94 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:31,221 Don't worry. I'll do this as many times as it takes to get it right. 95 00:06:31,491 --> 00:06:34,983 The thing is, we kind of only have one shot. 96 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:39,231 It costs $16,000 each time you do this. 97 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:42,056 Sixteen thousand dollars?! 98 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:46,228 Well, it's 20 in California. 99 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:51,542 We're kind of using all the money we have to do it this one time. 100 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:57,709 Okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus. 101 00:06:59,318 --> 00:07:04,187 Maybe there's something I can do to make sure I get pregnant. 102 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,755 No, I'm sorry. 103 00:07:06,025 --> 00:07:08,619 Wow, you guys really don't know anything. 104 00:07:10,062 --> 00:07:14,863 Why don't you get drunk? It worked for a bunch of girls in my high school. 105 00:07:22,074 --> 00:07:26,204 -So how's the test coming? -Hey, you're touching the game board. 106 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,607 Sorry. 107 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,909 You freak. 108 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:36,779 Do you realize that any minute now... 109 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,479 ...Phoebe could be pregnant? 110 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,783 I know, I know. 111 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,893 It's such a huge, life-altering thing. 112 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,626 The test is ready. 113 00:07:51,003 --> 00:07:54,495 Okay. Each team will answer 10 questions. 114 00:07:54,774 --> 00:07:58,608 The first team to answer the most questions wins. 115 00:07:58,811 --> 00:08:02,303 The categories are "Fears and Pet Peeves"... 116 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,243 ..."Ancient History"... 117 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,008 ..."Literature"... 118 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:08,583 ...and "It's all Relative." 119 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,416 Now... 120 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:15,183 ...the coin toss, to see who goes first. 121 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:23,800 Okay. 122 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:26,268 Somebody call it this time. 123 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:28,933 Tails! 124 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,804 It's heads. 125 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,112 Gentlemen, pick your category. 126 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,315 "Fears and Pet Peeves." 127 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:41,345 "What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?" 128 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:43,484 -Animals dressed as humans. -Correct. 129 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,584 -Ladies? -Same category. 130 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:55,024 "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?" 131 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:59,232 Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance! 132 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:02,765 That is correct. 133 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,743 The lrish jig guy? 134 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:11,076 His legs flail about as if independent from his body! 135 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,051 Gentlemen, your pick. 136 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:15,618 "It's all Relative." 137 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:19,116 "Monica and I had a grandmother who died. 138 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,451 You both went to her funeral. 139 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:24,054 Name that grandmother." 140 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,660 -Nana? -She has a real name. 141 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,395 Althea! 142 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:32,935 -What? -I took a shot! 143 00:09:33,139 --> 00:09:34,128 With Althea? 144 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,841 -Althea is correct. -Nice shooting! 145 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,741 "Literature." 146 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:47,045 "Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. 147 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,347 What name appears on the address label?" 148 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:53,525 Chandler gets it! It's Chandler Bing! 149 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:58,357 I'm afraid the TV Guide comes to "Chanandler Bong." 150 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,901 I knew that! 151 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,070 Rachel, use your head! 152 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,234 Actually, it's Ms. Chanandler Bong. 153 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:19,177 Hello, teeny embryos. 154 00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:22,946 I'm Phoebe Buffay. Hi! 155 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,560 I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. 156 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:31,723 We're doing this for Frank and Alice... 157 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,398 ...who you know. You've been there. 158 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:39,230 They want you so much. 159 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:43,135 So when you guys get in there, really grab on. 160 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:47,041 And I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm... 161 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:50,443 ...until you're ready to have them take you home. 162 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:59,250 Next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry. 163 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,756 That's what's supposed to happen. 164 00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:04,889 Ready? 165 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,560 Good luck! 166 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:13,068 The score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. 167 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:16,935 Ladies, if you miss this, the game is theirs. Pick a category. 168 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,804 "It's all Relative"! 169 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,741 -You don't have to shout everything. -I'm sorry! 170 00:11:27,486 --> 00:11:30,319 "What is the name of Chandler's father's... 171 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:33,490 ...Las Vegas all-male burlesque?" 172 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,751 Viva Las Gaygas! 173 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,924 Unfortunately, that is correct. 174 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:45,496 All right. We have a tie. 175 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,698 Luckily, I've prepared for such an event. 176 00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:52,834 The lightning round! 177 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,743 Thirty seconds. All the questions you can answer. 178 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,850 You guys are dead! 179 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:04,488 I am so good at lightning rounds! 180 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,885 I majored in lightning rounds, all right? 181 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:10,357 We'll destroy you. 182 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,552 Want to bet? 183 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,397 I'm so confused as to what we've been doing so far. 184 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,896 How about we play for more money? Say 150? 185 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:23,007 One hundred and fifty dollars. 186 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,344 Say 200? 187 00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,911 Two hundred dollars! 188 00:12:29,348 --> 00:12:30,576 You're doing it again. 189 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,512 Excuse me. 190 00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,847 -I don't want to lose $200. -We won't. 191 00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:38,455 Three hundred? 192 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:40,556 I'm spicing it up! 193 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,127 So play for some pepper! Stop spending my money. 194 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:46,620 I got it! 195 00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:50,390 If we win, they have to get rid of the rooster. 196 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,400 That's interesting! 197 00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:55,639 -No way! That rooster's family. -The duck too! 198 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:57,866 The duck doesn't make noise! 199 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,341 He gets the other one all riled up! 200 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,508 -We are not -All right, hold on! 201 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,679 If you win... 202 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:08,713 ...we give up the bird. 203 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,290 But if we win... 204 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,258 ...we get your apartment. 205 00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:22,463 -Deal! -What? 206 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:27,730 That's crazy. There's no way we are betting the apartment. 207 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:35,844 All right, I'm in. Because either he goes, or I'm buying a coyote. 208 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:50,590 Betting the apartment? I don't know about this. 209 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,397 I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! 210 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:58,025 -Look at my hand. -You have the answers written there? 211 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,502 No. Steady as a rock. Now, are you with me? 212 00:14:03,809 --> 00:14:05,367 All right, let's do it! 213 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:09,504 All right. Gentlemen, you're up first. 214 00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:12,375 You have 30 seconds. 215 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,547 The lightning round begins 216 00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:17,221 Stop it! 217 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,285 "Monica's nickname when she was a hockey goalie?" 218 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,291 -Big Fat Goalie. -Correct! 219 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,399 "Rachel claims it's her favorite movie." 220 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:30,999 Dangerous Liaisons. 221 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:33,931 -"Her actual favorite is...?" -Weekend at Bernie's. 222 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:40,342 "In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14?" 223 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,578 No! 224 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,078 Her ear! 225 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:56,454 "Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?" 226 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,887 -Everyday use. -Fancy. 227 00:14:58,097 --> 00:14:59,530 -Guest. -Fancy guest. 228 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:02,734 -Two seconds. -Eleven? 229 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:05,029 Unbelievable! Eleven is correct! 230 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:10,163 All right. 231 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,640 That's four for the guys. Ladies, you're up! 232 00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,475 Thirty seconds on the clock. 233 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:23,280 Five correct questions wins the game. 234 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:27,090 The lightning round begins now. "Joey's favorite food?" 235 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,726 -Sandwiches! -Correct. 236 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,394 "Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?" 237 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,961 -14? -No, 19. 238 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:34,291 Thanks, man. 239 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,400 "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. 240 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,069 -His name was...?" -Maurice! 241 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,331 -"His profession was...?" -Space cowboy! 242 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,734 "What is Chandler Bing's job?" 243 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,212 It has something to do with numbers! 244 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,579 -And processing! -He carries a briefcase. 245 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,186 Ten seconds. You need this or you lose. 246 00:15:57,389 --> 00:15:59,584 Something to do with transponding. 247 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,224 He's a transponster! 248 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,261 That's not even a word! 249 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,425 I can get this! I can get this! 250 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:30,746 -I call Monica's room. -You can't just call Monica's room. 251 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,991 Sure I can. Standard shotgun rules. 252 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,660 I'm in sight of the room and I called it. 253 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,190 Damn! 254 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,495 I feel like I'm coming down with something. 255 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,871 Guess the color of my tonsils. I bet the apartment! 256 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,666 I would never bet this place. It's too nice. 257 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:54,438 Are they in there? 258 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:56,443 Yeah, I'm implanted. 259 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,713 -How do you feel? -Well, freaked. 260 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,016 It turns out the odds are really sucky. 261 00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,883 And this is Frank and Alice's only shot. 262 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:10,628 They are literally putting all their eggs in my basket. 263 00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:13,892 But I bet it works. 264 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,292 Really? How much? 265 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,899 I'm going to take a pregnancy test now. 266 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,040 Wow! You can tell this soon? 267 00:17:23,242 --> 00:17:25,506 The doctor says it takes a few days. 268 00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:29,838 But my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine. 269 00:17:33,685 --> 00:17:37,086 I can't believe you guys think you're moving in here. 270 00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,482 Well, believe it, baby! 271 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,654 -Well, I'm not moving. -What? 272 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:48,255 No. It was a stupid bet. We were just playing a game. 273 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,594 You can't ignore the bet. It's a bet! 274 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:53,669 Bet on a bet and if you lose, you lose the bet. 275 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:55,998 We have to move. 276 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,574 We would have made them get rid of the birds. 277 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:07,676 I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better... 278 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:10,148 ...this is all your fault. 279 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,312 What? 280 00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:16,257 Chanandler Bong! We steal that TV Guide every week! 281 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,487 I knew it! 282 00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,695 I don't care. I'm not going anywhere. 283 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,129 Cool! Girl roommate. 284 00:18:27,806 --> 00:18:28,795 Well? 285 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:31,638 Nope, not knocked up yet. 286 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,136 It's only been a couple hours. 287 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,179 Meanwhile, I'll do whatever I can to help this. 288 00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,841 I'm just going to, you know, lie in your chair, okay? 289 00:18:44,022 --> 00:18:46,820 Good. I'm going to let gravity do its job. 290 00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,758 I won't get in the way. 291 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:54,161 It'll be just like that time I tried to count all the bumps on your ceiling. 292 00:18:55,334 --> 00:19:00,499 You know, Pheebs, if you sit there long enough, you'll be sitting in our apartment. 293 00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:02,162 I can't believe this. 294 00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:06,767 Oh, Rach, FYl: Your new apartment hasn't had hot water since Christmas. 295 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,076 Can you give me a hand? 296 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,810 Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! 297 00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:20,821 This is my apartment and I like it! 298 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:23,187 This is a girl's apartment! 299 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:27,762 That is a boy's apartment! It's dirty and it smells! 300 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,867 This is pretty! It's so pretty! 301 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,366 And look, it's purple! 302 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,972 I tell you, you with your steady hand, I am not moving. 303 00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:40,269 And now I have got the steady hand. 304 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,142 Okay, okay. 305 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,284 -I'll take care of it. -That's right. 306 00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,386 You do what the hand says! 307 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,796 -How'd it go? -I lost our mattresses. 308 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,938 Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months will you come greet us? 309 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:21,011 I will buy you some Adidas 310 00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:32,325 We were just at the drugstore so we got you a little present. 311 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,862 That's where all my blood was. 312 00:20:36,001 --> 00:20:39,960 It's a lollipop and a home pregnancy test. 313 00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:44,399 Don't mix those up. You could really ruin that lollipop. 314 00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:53,143 You feel like taking a test? There's only one question. 315 00:20:55,487 --> 00:20:57,421 All right. I will. 316 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,248 Remember that it's still really early. 317 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:05,394 If it says I'm not pregnant, that doesn't mean I won't get pregnant. 318 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,395 Just so I don't go completely nuts... 319 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,364 ...try not to put all your hopes on this. 320 00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,663 Great. 321 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:29,016 You are mean boys who are just being mean! 322 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:32,485 Don't get mad! No one forced you to raise the stakes. 323 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:35,182 That is not true! She forced me! 324 00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,952 You got the question wrong. 325 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:40,460 It was a stupid, unfair question! 326 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,293 Don't blame the questions! 327 00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:46,835 Stop yelling in our apartment! You are ruining moving day for us. 328 00:21:47,072 --> 00:21:49,734 -Stop calling it your apartment! -lt is! 329 00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:56,143 You're going to have a baby. They're going to have a baby! 330 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:05,852 My sister's going to have my baby! 331 00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:17,525 Okay, but this can't be good for the baby. 332 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,473 I can't find garbage bags. 333 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,877 I think I saw some in here. 334 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,282 What is it? 335 00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:44,895 I don't know. But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die. 336 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:49,231 I can't believe we're living here! 337 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:56,100 What is it? 338 00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,866 Did you see the size of the closets? 339 00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:03,105 I can't believe we live here!